A womanizer who passes out on his prey post-coitus.
(W)anchorman in NHS drinking game.
Hobbies: Rubbing his member on cans of beer, Hockey - leading to chundering in bin bags, Sex with many (presumably) women.
Voldemort's mortal enemy, hero of all wizard-kind.
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.
*harry jumps on person one*
Person one: OH NO PLEASE!
*Harry Continues to hump till tired*