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The gay verson of Harry Potter.

books are:

1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.

2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong

3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.

HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN

harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"
by SRT-4LIFE October 06, 2006

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