the only worse insult than ya muva
"fuck you"
"fuck your muva"
"HARRY POTTER!"
(he gasps with pain at such a mighty insult)
by jghkju7iutgrOB August 12, 2005
1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
by jork June 22, 2007
An average series of books that has made an astounding amount of money for it's author, JK Rowling. Though the books aren't bad, they lack originality... it's just chiché after cliché with a few "original" ideas that are completely random and have nothing to do with anything else.

The "Harry Potter" series shows a very obvious decline in JK Rowling's writing... the first one is moderately good, the second is OK, the third is average, and by the end of the series, JK Rowling is getting so full of herself that she attempts to sell the books by their popularity instead of adding actual content.
The latter books in the "Harry Potter" series are so think that they could probably have the pages ripped out and an entire unabridged dictionary could fit in the binding with room to spare.
by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004
A series of books that nerds are violently defensive about, evidently.
I have no interest in Harry Potter. Been reading some Bukowski, Palahniuk, Thompson, Rand...

You don't like Harry Potter?!? You must be illiterate!!!!
by Applejackson November 14, 2010
A series of books written by a hobo by the name of J.K Rowling
The story is about a young boy (Harry Potter) who later finds out he is a wizard, but with a deadly past that will haunt him over and over...and OVER througout the whole series.
He must confront the one who killed his parents, which will take whole series to do. He is bald..and has no nose
The whole story is very boring though, just the usual high school drama, mixed with an evil bald guy, and things you'd hear from Dungeons and Dragons.

Sadly these book later became movies, starring little british kids. Now the movies (and books)have become huge hits, making the hobo very VERY rich.

The Harry Potter movies would be the only reason why it became a hit. No movies would mean just a random book called Harry Potter probably being used as tissue paper for a hobo. (maybe j.k rowling ;D)

Oh and girls seem to love it, i suppose it's due to that british kid Daniel Radcliffe who stars as Harry in the movies. (no daniel radcliffe = who gives a fuck about the books?)

The pope agrees =D
Chick- Lets go watch Harry Potter for the 5th time!
Dude- Common, can't i pick a movie tonight?
Chick- Your just going to pick Star Wars or LOTR!
Dude- It's better than watching some teen wizard go through puberty...

Chick- Hmph! I don't want to watch a movie anymore!
Dude- (no punany for me tonight -_-)
by Purple Helmet Warrior! September 23, 2007
1. Unfortunately a series of books and films. Both are poor representations of teen life as a wizard. Predictable plot and a book for illiterate young people. Most probably Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone the only book any chav scally or retard has ever read and called a book. It follows one insignificant boy through a world of toil which happens incidentally within the space of 7 years. Ironically it took 10 years to write what supposibly took 7 years to achieve from a novice wizard and takes an average reader at least a week and a half of hard core reading. Some have suggested that it is an imitation of lord of the rings, however these people have only seen the film and have very little imagination or in the case of most people have seen nor read either and are intent on refusing that either are good or bad.

2. The name of a person who now gets ridiculed for having the same name as a boy from a book written by a millionaire.
"Why can't Harry Potter be just a name again? Oh, because someone had the ignorance of writing something so dull and predictable."
by solidPope September 17, 2008
The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.
Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb!!
Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books?
Moron: No....
Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....
by that's good October 22, 2009

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