God people, Harry Potter is fucking gay. I will see Harry Potter in hell!
Like seriously people get a life!! Read a decent book idiot.
Cool Kid: Harry Potter is so fucking gay you fruity fagot!!
Nerdy Boy: **Cries** one day you'll be sorry when I'm in the magical land of Hogwarts and you're not!
Cool Kid: Man, if I wanted to be in a magical world, I'd just smoke some coke! You stupid nerdy Harry Potter wannabe!
Nerdy Boy: Ummm, can I have some of this magical cocaine that will take me to Hogwarts?
Cool Kid: DO WAY FAG GET YOUR OWN!
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!
J.K. Rowling is a genius for creating the story and I personally would like to thank her for bringing joy to my life with the books and movies.
Healthy Obsessed Me: Thats funny, I thought you just called my pride and joy stupid. Ya know what else is funny? My foot in your ass!
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.
The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
There are two more books left to come.