Verb. To harrison

The act of using baby-cute charm to make a female's underwear come off, only to become disgusted with that female and to never speak to her again.
Stop harrisoning my girlfriend!
by big tee hee March 13, 2010
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Harry's son is Harrison
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A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. Constantly flirts with any attractive girls near him. Enjoy's standing in front of a mirror for hours observing them self. Often a wearer of man scarves.
John: "I'm going to be an actor when I'm older"
Julia: "Oh really?"
John: "Yeah, my favorite actor is Taylor Lautner. Don't you think I look like him?"

Alex: "That guy is totally being a Harrison"
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When your friend does something and won't shut up about it for the next couple years.
That guy got eighth in the league he is a Harrison.
by Harrison law August 18, 2014
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A Harrison is the act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a sofa drinking a beer and smoking an optional joint.
Q: "Are you coming out with the lads tonight?"
A: "I don't think so, mate. I'm just gonna stay in and get myself a Harrison."

"I had myself a quality Harrison last night!"

"So the missus dropped to her knees and pulled out my plonker, but I was like "Oi, cunt! Get me a beer first and meet me at the sofa so I can get myself a proper Harrison, like I deserve."

"Man, I had a great night last night."
"Really? What happened?"
"I was sitting on the sofa drinking a beer and my ho just comes along, whips out the one-eyed trouser snake, and starts chomping away!"
"Oh, you got yourself a Harrison!"
"Did I?"

"Buddy, if you engage in competition X, where you will have at least a 99% chance of winning, I will give you $5,000."
"What the fuck do I want $5,000 for? I just want to sit on the sofa, drink a beer, and get a blowie."
"I think you have problem. You are addicted to getting Harrison's."
"I know! I know! I know! I need help."

"The wife had to be taken into hospital."
"Oh dear. Why?"
"I knocked out all her teeth and broke her jaw."
"Fuck me."
"I know. Well, she has been giving me 3 Harrison's a day for 2 years, so I guess it's not surprising."
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Not remembering a thing from the previous night and being told that you got carried out over the shoulder of one of the establishments bouncers.
Person A: "Man, you were pretty drunk last night!"

Person B:"Really, It just so happens I don't seem to remember a thing?"

Person A:"Yeah, you totally did a Harrison!"
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A person, generally male, that looks like; 1. A piece of toast; 2. A seagull; or both.
Damn, that's Harrison all right.
by thinkbagel September 27, 2014
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