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15.
Verb
A Harrison is the act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a sofa drinking a beer and smoking an optional joint.
Q: "Are you coming out with the lads tonight?"
A: "I don't think so, mate. I'm just gonna stay in and get myself a Harrison."

"I had myself a quality Harrison last night!"

"So the missus dropped to her knees and pulled out my plonker, but I was like "Oi, cunt! Get me a beer first and meet me at the sofa so I can get myself a proper Harrison, like I deserve."

"Man, I had a great night last night."
"Really? What happened?"
"I was sitting on the sofa drinking a beer and my ho just comes along, whips out the one-eyed trouser snake, and starts chomping away!"
"Oh, you got yourself a Harrison!"
"Did I?"
"Yes"

"Buddy, if you engage in competition X, where you will have at least a 99% chance of winning, I will give you $5,000."
"What the fuck do I want $5,000 for? I just want to sit on the sofa, drink a beer, and get a blowie."
"I think you have problem. You are addicted to getting Harrison's."
"I know! I know! I know! I need help."

"The wife had to be taken into hospital."
"Oh dear. Why?"
"I knocked out all her teeth and broke her jaw."
"Fuck me."
"I know. Well, she has been giving me 3 Harrison's a day for 2 years, so I guess it's not surprising."
by Will McKenzie April 28, 2013
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16.
Noun

Marijuana

Originates from "there's no comparison, to Johnny's Harrison" a play on the TC Harrison car dealership advert - "There's no comparison, to TC Harrison" - Johnny being the the (Harrison) dealer.

Often pronounced in 'street' style with a silent 'h' e.g. 'Arrison

See also 'George'
Ah man, I'm really stoned! I've had way too much Harrison.

or

Weed makes you feel good but well forgetful at the same time: Harrison gives and he takes away!
by Jim C August 09, 2005
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17.
the wild harrison is the most majestic of all fletchers. in his natural habitat he can be seen jamming out to some tame impala or various classy old records in his room. the ferocious harrison has long been associated with "the sky" and "diamonds". perhaps you could even say he was the "sun" of a god.
you: golly gee, that Harrison. he is a real nice fellow.
morgan freeman: i wish i was more like him.
by hairysunfan69 October 11, 2013
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18.
Not remembering a thing from the previous night and being told that you got carried out over the shoulder of one of the establishments bouncers.
Person A: "Man, you were pretty drunk last night!"

Person B:"Really, It just so happens I don't seem to remember a thing?"

Person A:"Yeah, you totally did a Harrison!"
by rbai91 April 03, 2011
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19.
Verb. To harrison

The act of using baby-cute charm to make a female's underwear come off, only to become disgusted with that female and to never speak to her again.
Dude,
Stop harrisoning my girlfriend!
by big tee hee March 13, 2010
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20.
A nerd
Harrison: I'VE SOLVED STRING THEORY!!!
Person 1: You're such a Harrison!!!
Person 2: Yeah you're such a Harrison!!!
Harrison: Why, thank you.
by Ninjadude122 May 11, 2012
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21.
A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. Constantly flirts with any attractive girls near him. Enjoy's standing in front of a mirror for hours observing them self. Often a wearer of man scarves.
John: "I'm going to be an actor when I'm older"
Julia: "Oh really?"
John: "Yeah, my favorite actor is Taylor Lautner. Don't you think I look like him?"

Alex: "That guy is totally being a Harrison"
by NatSwa October 17, 2010
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