An argumentative asshole who enjoys screwing with people and their relationships.
Dude, he is such a Harrison! Why does he keep messing with Alex and Lillian?
by The anonymous ACAD December 18, 2015
Everybody who has this name has 2 extremely large penises and they are so sexy and they destroy 1,000,000,000 beautiful cunts every day. If you know somebody mamed Harrison, and you are a girl who is hot, you should probably have sex with him.
Harrison is like so hot and I want him to fuck me so hard in my vagina.
by Jozzy hocksirles April 09, 2015
A hot, intelligent guy with gorgeous hair. His smile will melt your heart. Perfect match for a girl named Lily.
Lily- Awww look that's my Haribo. Isn't harrison cute, Hannah?
Hannah- OMG you sooo like him.
by gurlinlove April 25, 2013
A man who is nice and smart. Usually makes A's in all his classes, and is handsome. He is a loyal person.
He has a very large penis and has the endurance and stamina of a race horse
He is such a Harrison, I heard some noises in his dorm last night.
by thatsawesoem 01 May 13, 2016
When your friend does something and won't shut up about it for the next couple years.
That guy got eighth in the league he is a Harrison.
by Harrison law August 18, 2014
Verb
A Harrison is the act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a sofa drinking a beer and smoking an optional joint.
Q: "Are you coming out with the lads tonight?"
A: "I don't think so, mate. I'm just gonna stay in and get myself a Harrison."

"I had myself a quality Harrison last night!"

"So the missus dropped to her knees and pulled out my plonker, but I was like "Oi, cunt! Get me a beer first and meet me at the sofa so I can get myself a proper Harrison, like I deserve."

"Man, I had a great night last night."
"Really? What happened?"
"I was sitting on the sofa drinking a beer and my ho just comes along, whips out the one-eyed trouser snake, and starts chomping away!"
"Oh, you got yourself a Harrison!"
"Did I?"
"Yes"

"Buddy, if you engage in competition X, where you will have at least a 99% chance of winning, I will give you $5,000."
"What the fuck do I want $5,000 for? I just want to sit on the sofa, drink a beer, and get a blowie."
"I think you have problem. You are addicted to getting Harrison's."
"I know! I know! I know! I need help."

"The wife had to be taken into hospital."
"Oh dear. Why?"
"I knocked out all her teeth and broke her jaw."
"Fuck me."
"I know. Well, she has been giving me 3 Harrison's a day for 2 years, so I guess it's not surprising."
by Will McKenzie April 28, 2013
Not remembering a thing from the previous night and being told that you got carried out over the shoulder of one of the establishments bouncers.
Person A: "Man, you were pretty drunk last night!"

Person B:"Really, It just so happens I don't seem to remember a thing?"

Person A:"Yeah, you totally did a Harrison!"
by rbai91 April 03, 2011
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