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A person that asks the stupidest questions in existence
Max: Do you think there will be a sink in the bathroom"
Matthew: "Dont be such a Harris you fucktard
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The coolest fucking person to walk on the face of the earth.
Jordan doesn't even compare to Harri.
by DeathToCheese October 15, 2012
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Awesome, really nice guy whos incredibly friendly and and really sweeet
Harris is cool :)
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a totally amazing person... nothing more to say
you cant even compare her to harri
by max August 10, 2004
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A totally sexy boy who everyone loves and wants.hes amazing at everything, and is sooo hot.
dude you see that harri over there?, hes sooo hot and sexy and all that
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noun.
a dried preparation of the flowering tops or other parts of the cannabis plant used as a psychotropic drug.
Is your mate Harris coming to the party?

He decided on Amsterdam for his stag weekend so Harris would be welcome.
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"Arse"
It's actually Rhyming Slang for Rhyming Slang.
The correct rhyming slang for "Arse" is "Bottle & Glass"
but once people knew this the term couldn't really be used anymore without offending people. That prompted people to use the slang for "Bottle", which is "Aris-totle" as a slang for the first insult. "Aristotle" became "Aris" which in a London accent sounds the same as "Harris"

This has been in common London usage for well over a hundred years in it's current form.
"Do you wanna work overtime Dave?"

"Nah, stick it up yer Harris unless you're gonna offer time and a half"
by Dougal474 October 26, 2006
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