The ultimate source of human pheromone's. Encountering a Harrel will cause any attractive woman to immediately get on her knee's and... well you know? Also has a budding interest in being the best at everything and does it quite well.
Frank : " Did you see that Harrel over there? He just saved the world...with his eyes closed...and look at all those women chasing after him...by gosh."
Dan: " I once thought I saw a Harrel, but I squinted and realized my life is too shitty for that miracle to occur...FML"
A person who makes turkey calls while you are at work. They walk around nude and smell funny.
I was trying to eat lunch when a Harrel walked into the break room. I vomited.
egotistical douche bag who ratts out everyone for doing anything that breaks the rules in any way; a snitch, fink, narc, squealer, tattler, weasel, double-crosser
"Oh my god! that harrel over there just ratted me out to the principal!"
"I just broke a rule and that harrel narced on me!"
A harrel, "make sure you refer to the handbook so you don't break the rules."