— noun
a person with an intense hatred or fear of homosexuals, homosexuality or same-sex marriage.
If my gay friends want to get married, they should be able to. Don't be such a Harper!
by Jessie-Loo January 13, 2012

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A cold-hearted woman. She is seen by the intelligent for what she is- an unappealing hag, but to the lesser minded beings she appears to be a goddess. In actuality, she's a grasping, unpleasant woman who is petty and typically dim-witted and will lure an abundance of equally dim-witted men into her grasp. Witnesses say she's a backstabbing bitch who will threaten you from afar but is a coward in person. Derived from the term harpy. See harpy for more details of appearance.
"Dude, did you see that chick?"
"Yeah, she's totally hot."
"Uh, I think you were looking a different girl... I'm talking about that Harper. You know, the petty back stabber?"
"All I see is a gorgeous goddess."
"Are you blind?"
"No, I just have really low standards."
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A girl who will seperate you from you friends and than backstabbyou. In the end she will go back to the friends she said she hated 3 weeks ago and leave you for the wolves.
Girl 1:Why does that girl keep staring at me like that?

Girl 2:She is a Harper.

Girl1: Oh that explains everything
by Ur mom I am March 25, 2013

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a type of girl who maliciously steals boys, particularly her best friends and then talks about how being a good friend is everything..silly!
wow cathy is being such a harper :( shes all over my boyfriend, i thought harper and i were friends!
by harperiscruel January 17, 2011

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HARPer - a Hit And Run Poster who posts the most moronic, inaccurate, or vile things in a comment thread and then never comes back to defend or clarify his/her position
Don't bother responding to that idiotic post, the poster is a HARPer who gets his/her kicks off of trolling these sites.
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a fuck boy with a bubble butt.
you're such a harper!
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A swagtastic man of excellence, predominately due to his high levels of ass-kickin awesomeness. Harper is Chuck Norris approved and can drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and stare down a ravenous tiger while telepathically saying "I'll eat yo' ass fo lunch bitch".
Dude...Harper is so smooth he makes butter look like the Teton Mountain Range.

Did you see that? As soon as he walked outside, the sun went down, even the sun is afraid of Harper.
by foshiggity May 12, 2011

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