The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.
"Where you going for the weekend?"
I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.
Cool, what are you gonna do down there?
Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!