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bad ass, built, fast, awesome car that is only parked, never driven.
RZNCAIN is hardparked for life.
by saramichelle2005gt June 11, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!
by Rick Flavor November 01, 2012
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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