hardboiled eggs 

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).

Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.

hardboiled eggs by The Bimmer May 28, 2003

hardboiled eggs 

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru

Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.

hardboiled eggs by Anonymous February 22, 2003

Hard Boiled Bitch 

Someone angry and feeling small or insignificant. A person with small feelings but angry about their feelings of insecurity.

"You know what, Andrew? You're acting like a Hard Boiled Bitch today"

"He's in the bathroom crying like a Hard Boiled Bitch. He's been in there for 20 minutes now"

Hard Boiled Bitch by nowwordsgohere April 25, 2017

hard boiled 

An adjective describing a person that is seemingly unphased by anything. Derived from the Hong Kong movie Hard Boiled directed by John Woo.

Yo don't mess with them cats, they hard boiled.

hard boiled by Ace April 11, 2004

hardbroiled 

something extremely cool

That sauce is hardbroiled.

hardbroiled by Nick Kusa September 16, 2007

Hardbuilder 

Although typically a Honda or Acura enthusiast, a Hardbuilder is anyone who spends a significant amount of time, energy, and money to assemble what is considered by others to be a top-notch race, show, or street car only to debut briefly on an internet forum, blog, or in a magazine and to be sold shortly thereafter. Hardbuilders are typically insecure, psychologically restless, are often unsatisfied with the results of their builds, and have strong desires to earn the respect of their peers both on the internet and in real life. Multiple builds oftentimes allow Hardbuilders the brief self-affirmation and notoriety they require in order to remain content with their perceived lack of contributions to society, if only for a brief period of time. Hardbuilders also claim to be self-inspired, taking cues from no one else. Not to be mistaken with Hardparkers, who actually use their vehicles, Hardbuilders rarely remove their vehicles from storage.

“I heard VTECbadboi1.8 just finished another $50K Hardbuild Civic. I wonder if any of these Hardbuilder's cars will ever actually see a race track?”

Hardbuilder by Hardbuilder January 26, 2011

Hard Boiled Bitch 

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.

I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.

Hard Boiled Bitch by cambronshinn October 14, 2010