when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D

mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)
by shaqwandah October 10, 2007
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its when a male is having his cock sucked and before he cums, he pulls it out and goes in one the person's eye then instantly after he slaps the person with his member and the person goes yarrrrrrr.
by Smatt October 23, 2003
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When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch
we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate
by catoxx3 February 16, 2011
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when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate
jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever
by bobdole117 June 16, 2010
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