You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".