|1.||Happy Nude Year|
1) The worse way to say "happy new year" in all slangdom.
2) A way to say happy new year which suggests that one has a sex problem.
3) A way to suggest that you are smart because you thought of saying "happy nude year" instead and one that hints, in unexpected ways, that you are a porn addict with a serious interpersonal dilemna.
I said "happy nude year" and people stopped and wondered exactly what I was trying to say.