|1.||Happy Birthday, Grandma!|
1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.
"Happy birthday, Grandma!"