One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.
Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?
Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.
Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)
Sue: That's right!
Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.
Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.
Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)
Sue: That's right!
Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.
by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009