Of Northern Ontario origin. Meant to indicate an intent to complete some activity. Derived loosely from "make it happen"
A. Can someone get me another beer?
B. I can happen that
/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)
to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."
Tyler: "That just happened!"
the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)"
meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"
If something were to happen to my husband, how would we make ends meet?
(Alkaloid slang) vi. 1. to do life as a performance piece. 2. to collaborate artistically or spend social time. 3. to be romantically involved with. n. 1. a performance, party or other event
"Keep happenin' scout."
"You happen with that banshee?"
"That was a hinque happen last night at your hop."