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A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.
Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.
by eddiered April 01, 2008
 
1.
A band that has broken from their record label and gone indie, but they still sell out shows across the United States. Yes, they did write mmmbop, but at an age when you could barely learn the words to a song, much less write your own. They are currently touring and writing music, and are about to come out with a documentary called "Strong Enough to Break", about their journey as a band and how they broke from their record label. They are fabulous musicians with hardcore fans. Why? Because they are amazing and continue to grow with each album. This band will be around for a long time.
"Hanson? They're still around?"
"Yeah and they're awesome - listen to their acoustic album, it's great."
...a few days later...
"I can't believe it. I like Hanson. I want to marry Issac. He's hot."
by Sunshine326 January 23, 2006
 
2.
The only "boyband" of the late 90s that was actually a "band" and consisted of "boys" Wrote all their own songs, played their own instruments, all that good stuff. Made 5th grade girls faint.
Hanson best known for MMMBop and Where's The Love
by 1069 January 30, 2006
 
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One of the most underated bands on the pop/rock scene. They have there own record label called 3 Car Garage, and write most all of their songs. Known for their past, including long hair and Mmmbop, they have been categorized as sissy pansies. They have released 8 studio albums.
That Hanson song was amazing.
by James A. C. November 14, 2005
 
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Hanson is a band that emerged from their Tulsa, Oklahoma home with talent, real and indisputible talent, and they have made a career for themselves on that talent. There are still plenty of people who are Hanson fans, and even more who are but won't admit it. Yes, they are most famous, and infamous, for singing MMMBop before Tay hit puberty and having long blonde hair that, yes I admit, sometimes made Tay look like a girl. BUT, it has been 8 freaking years since MMMBop and Middle of Nowhere, and Hanson has changed and grown, just like SOME of you. So if you feel the need to say that Hanson are girls to justify the thoughts in your head about how hot you think Taylor is, go right ahead. But we who know better, those who actually recognize and have respect for talent, will just keep laughing at your pathetic attempts to ruffle our feathers or get us to change our minds about our musical interests. Besides, we have way better insults than "They look like girls!" or "They're gay!" *rolleyes* Yeah that takes skill.
Loser: Hanson? That one that looks like a chick is frickin gay!
Hanson fan: You mean Taylorbelle? Yeah probably, but at least he has his scarves.
by The wonderful Apie of cheese October 03, 2005
 
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Extremely talented band consisting of three brothers. The albums consist 100% of their own music and their concerts are made of songs that are theirs and a couple that aren't. They are extremely well rounded musicians; playing countless instruments. They are highly underrated because of idiots who associate them with just their song Mmmbop (which, if you think about it is pretty impressive for people at that age to write), a song that they wrote and released when they were young. These people don't even give them an chance and immediately dismiss them.
They are extremely talented and should be given a fair chance.
"Did you get Hanson's new record, The Walk?"
"Yeah I did. It's great."
by hansonrocks November 18, 2007
 
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Hanson is a word used to describe perfection. It derives of the band Hanson, which is no less than this. As a matter of fact, nothing will ever top Hanson. Ever.
TL: Even if Tay hadn't been a Hanson, he would still be Hanson.
by Trine October 03, 2007
 
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The scar-like strip of skin on the underside of the head of the penis.
He loved it when she would lick his hanson.
by Debrox December 31, 2010