hans (v): to force a dog into the street using mind powers, making it get run over by a car
There was a loud crunch sound when hans was hansed by Sofie.
by Perse April 30, 2006
Rhyming slang for the perverse activity of going out on wrong evenings (which can extend for days)on your own when you have a perfectly decent bunch of mates who'll go out with you if you hadn't lied & said you were going home at 7pm. Han flies in the Millenium Falcon & it is normally used to frequent 3 wrong destinations in one evening. Han is also prone to detouring the Falcon to McDonalds to order 23kgs of hamburgers at 6am.
It's lunchtime now, the fucking cunt still isn't here, did he go Han last night? Fucking wrong 'un, bet he did. 3 birds, 2 bottles of vodka & swallowed half a cow. Fucking spastic.
by Han Fucking Solo July 11, 2006
1. a boy, usually asian.

2. someone who over uses the words, Dumbshit, Pussy, and Epic. Also over uses the emoticons on Yahoo Messenger.

3. A Metal Head.

4. One who gives the dumbest nicknames ever.
Boy 1: Hey I don't wanna go in there, it's scary.

Han: YOU PUSSY!!! STOP BEING A PUSSY. PUSSY.

Boy1: But there might be a robber.

Han: NO THERE WON'T BE A ROBBER. YOU DUMBSHIT.

Boy1: Fine. Let's go.

* random stranger charges at them and they run away*

Boy1: WTF DUDE!

Han: THAT WAS SO EPIC. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS EPIC? METAL IS EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC. YEAH!
by badawlski69sex May 31, 2010
A big homo. One who is queer, gay, a cock sucker, he is so gay he could suck a mans balls clean off, he is very "faggulous", and is the BIGGEST homo ever.
Human1-You see that rager over there
Human2-Oh no, he's just a Hans
by Not as big of a homo as Hans January 08, 2012
A person who is tall, very skinny and an all around pussy ass bitch. Has no friends. Likes to talk himself up like he is the best business man in the world, although he is a con-artist piece of shit. Tends to beat his girlfriends and keeps criminal company. Usually smells like cat urine and wet towels, doesn't shower often. Can usually be seen smoking crack and engaging in acts of sodomy. Lives in welfare housing and lives off of foodstamps.
That guy smells like a total Hans!
by ProfessorX7894 August 12, 2011
horseman abbr.; a man who rides astride a horse
You can see han on movies
by Andrius March 02, 2008
short for Hans Solo, aka, solo, aka alone.
Doug: Did you go to Ricks last night?
T-Roget: Yeah, but everyone hoe'd so I had to go hans.
Doug: That's complete Anderson, you won't.
T-Roget: Smoke, at least I blacked. SOP.
by Daniel Kraig December 16, 2007
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