one's right hand when used for masturbation
"dude, who'd you bang last night?"
"Hannah Montana"
"tough. you really need to get a girlfriend."
"i know"
by deadnotsleeping May 10, 2010
When a gay dude is getting pounded in the ass and jacking himself off at the same time. It's like getting "the best of both worlds!"
I love Hannah Montana. It feels so good when you fuck my ass while I tug my dick!
by Keylimepie78 April 22, 2010
A Disney childrens TV show about a typical American girl at a school filled with blind idiots who can't tell that she is some famous star just because her hair is different. Main character played by boring and talentless Miley Cyrus who only gets her million dollar jobs because her daddy is famous.
Ryan: zomg, everyone in Hannah Montana is obviously blind or mentally retarded!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
by ohyes. WIN. February 21, 2010
show- the horrible excuse for a "show"(should it be even called that) is about 16-year-old Miley "Man Whore" Stewart who is a "Normal" Teenage "Girl" by day and a "Popstar" by night! Miley ceases to fit in because of her southern ancestery(people of the south are killed in california o:) and is often made fun of. she is also the entitled "Cock-sucking Queen", due to her sleeping with fellow co-stars Mitchel Musso, Jason Earles, and Billy Ray Cyrus.

person- hannah montana is a dried-up, hoe, skank, and wannabe black person. she always uses words like "ya'll" and "YAY!" to arrouse her young fans. what her fans don't know is that she could give two craps about them, and has been seen calling one little girl a "stupid bitch". her "counterpart" miley cyrus is just as bad. miley's boyfriend, a 20-year-old, has given many comments saying that his girlfriend has given him a BJ and that it was the worst experience ever for him(he even had to put on a paper bag and mask to hide her ugliness.
-> Also Hannah is racist against asians and black people. Did you know that she got in trouble for calling a black person a "nigger"? And that she HATES YOUR CHILDREN?! fucking cock sucking bitch :D
Random Person - Who fucking cares you little douche bag *kills both hannah and the kid*

Hannah - HI PARENTS! I encourage your kids to hate black people and asians. And I take your money because you are stupid douche bags! =]
Parent 1 - BOO YOU SUCK!
Parent 2 - Go back to sucking your boyfriend's dick.

Girl - Mommy, can I watch Hannah Montana now?
Mom - You know that that is forbidden.

Girl 2 - I googled hannah montana, and all i got was "teenage hoe" and got weird pictures
Guy - Because Hannah Montana is a hoe. She sucks her bf's dick and anyone else's for a quick buck.
by miley cyrus hater April 22, 2009
one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.
Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!
by legofuncms May 03, 2008
A horrible Disney Channel show.

From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):

Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.

So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.

Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.

Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".

Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.

Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:

"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"

"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
by Chocolate OVERLOAD July 21, 2006
See slut
hannah montana is such a slut did you see what she did to that pole and what she wears. bleck
by YoutubeWest1132 October 19, 2011

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