A Disney childrens TV show about a typical American girl at a school filled with blind idiots who can't tell that she is some famous star just because her hair is different. Main character played by boring and talentless Miley Cyrus who only gets her million dollar jobs because her daddy is famous.
Ryan: zomg, everyone in Hannah Montana is obviously blind or mentally retarded!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
by ohyes. WIN. February 21, 2010
a tv show and alter ego of a teenage disney star.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.

hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.
all the lame people who think they are being really witty:
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "

person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "
by woaah09 August 04, 2009
A sexual experience in which two males donned in wigs (one blonde and one brunette) tag team a chick while she is facing a wall. Make sure she can't see you. If she looks back, slowly grab her by her hair and whisper closely into her ear, "this is the best of both worlds, bitch."
"Dude, I heard that girl got hannah montana'd last night!"
by Allen! April 01, 2009
A slut whore who thinks she can sing and dance. her dad is the only reason shes famous. she has a stupid show that is written by overpaid "comedy writers" who couldn't care less.
Person 1: did u see that hannah montana concert last night?
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.
When a gay dude is getting pounded in the ass and jacking himself off at the same time. It's like getting "the best of both worlds!"
I love Hannah Montana. It feels so good when you fuck my ass while I tug my dick!
by Keylimepie78 April 22, 2010
while mostly known as that dumb bitch on TV
Hannah is actually slang for coke. Most people don't know Tony Montana is her uncle and she def is white girl.
Me: Hey madu you wanna get hannah montana tickets tonight, its like 50$ a seat madu?

Shmeh: I meannnnnnn, im down we def getting front row seats right?

Me: For sure shit is legitttt!!

Shmeh: uh yeaaaaaaaa, we innn it!
by St timmy December 16, 2008
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