1) The Alias of the Singing Prostitute Miley Cyrus. She is still called the "Greatest Role Model For Kids" when she puts tons of slutty pics of herself all over the internet, sings like she's being raped, and making her heroes famous prostitutes. Oh yeah, she's perfect.
Being a singer for Disney, she will most certainly end up doing drugs, getting pregnant, and acting like the hooker she is and will sleep with men for cash (unlikely, seeing as even the most desperate man won't tap that) and will be a swiftly forgotten as Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, all before age 20. Deja Vu...
Having no talent to speak of, she rips of song ideas from those around her, lip-syncs, and goes on and on about how much she loves her fans even though she hates the fact that her fanbase is a bunch of 7-year-old girls. But this is common of bitchy teenage celebrities.
2) A Disney Show secretly exploits her complete idiocy, such has hiding the fact he's famous (WtF?), making plans that obviously backfire, being a bitch to her fans and friends, and sings constantly about how her life is much better than ours, while at the same time she's nearly exposing her identity with the bull she calls "songs".
Disney, having acquired some common sense, is now ending the series as it should have done several years ago, confirming the prediction stated earlier.
1) P1: Oh my God, don't you love Hannah Montana? She's so great a role model that I'm teaching my kids to be just like her.
P2: Oh, me too, I'm totally gonna teach my kids to fuck off their friends, put naked pics of themselves online, sing terribly, and date guys more stupid than they are!
Now seriously, how much did she pay you to say that?
2) P1: HANNAH MONTANA IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR EPISODES.
P2: I can tell, cuz you're just as stupid and slutty as they are. Do us all a favor and watch something else that a flat chested teen lip-syncing off someone else.
Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel
wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.
The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!
Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!
Hannah Montana, a Disney Channel series, is awful. If you want to watch some obnoxious, untalented, irritating brat attempt to act and sing, you should crawl out into the middle of a Seattle street at rush hour. Seriously. She sucks.
Hannah Montana's "actress", Miley Cyrus, only has a leading role on TV because of her mullet-haired dad, Achy Breaky Heart singer, Billy Ray Cyrus. He's worse than she is, and those awful Tennessee accents are the icing on the cake. She has no talent. At all.
A very poorly made show. If you want to see a bratty little untalented snob act like a 2 year old this is the show for you.
Miley: omg like omg like omg look me sing! HANNAH MONTANA! Weeeeeeeeeeee! La, la!
A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces
, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.
"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"
"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
is a horribly produced show that has a retarded
plot and even worse actors. She has a fake accent that wouldn't ever pass as a real one. They overuse the laughtrack way too much and all her songs are about herself.(just like fergie!)
girl: do you think hannah montana is a good actor?
every one in room: HELL NO!
Hannah Montana is one of the most atrocious attempts at children's entertainment ever. I have never seen worse acting or writing on a television program of any sort. Miley Cyrus is horrendous and looks like she's squeezing one out with her same scrunched up face on each punch line. Her father is even worse. And the two boys playing her brother and fawning idiot friend are the worst mugging hams of TV since Danny Bonaducci
on the Partridge Family.
This is the show that makes you wonder what ever happened to intelligent children's entertainment. See lowest common denominator
My niece and nephews brains turned to much after watching one inane episode of this Hannah Montana shlock. They are permanently scarred.
A terrible show! Its a show about some hick country singer and his daughter who can neither sing nor act, and is only decent looking if she keeps her mouth closed. Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrus
is a teen by day and pop star by night! The show does a great job at utilizing the laughing machine its sounds so realistic! For Disney this sounds like a gold mine right?.......not so much.
Goosey: Did you watch Hannah Montana Last night?