when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish
Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
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When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.
I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it
by auggie87 May 13, 2003