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To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008
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To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008
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To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief wrapped around the penis
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008
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