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Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.
Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.
by Azi F March 28, 2007
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A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.
Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.
by DINKS_Clancy June 05, 2006
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it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult
That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.
by J.R. February 20, 2005
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A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.
"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."
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1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.
"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."
by BobfromCanada June 14, 2009
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A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.
When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.
by Maynard5 May 12, 2006
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someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.
jeff is a handi-tard.
by nikki.a January 22, 2008
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