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A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs. This totally kills the mood. Don't do this. Man- "This is hot. Now all we need is some handcakes"
Woman-Excuse me? Man-"uhm... handcaks?" Woman- *smacks and leaves* Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..." |
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| 2. | handcake | ||
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A cell phone that isnt a candy bar or flip type, to name two of the most cell popular styles; usually refers to a Blackberry or similarly shaped device like some of the newer PDA's. Dude#1: Yo, is that your handcake vibe-in'? Its so slim, I didnt you was packin'.My flip is slim, but the battery fades fast and I miss out on sum lovin sumtimes....
Dude#2: Si, mi compadre. Mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. I dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. I can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want. Hottie#1: Say, is that a handcake in your pocket? Lets bump hips and I'll text us both for sum vibe pleasures. Me: I was the one who started lesbohemian and some asshole stole it and put his name on it. Blow me, copycat prick. |
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