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A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.
Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?

Jack: No reason

Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks
by xX glennard Xx August 23, 2009

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