Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.
The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.
by uniberg February 24, 2011
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When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.
I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.
by Turdy McBunkerson April 16, 2006
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