Noun: a build up of rosin, dead skin, and sweat on an instrument's bow, often located along the length the stick, on the frog at the ferrule and where the frog and stick meet. This can vary in color from light yellow, green, dark brown, or even black.
"EWWW! There's so much hand cheese on this bow it's still sticky!"
"It took me an hour an a half to get all that hand cheese off that bass bow. The owner didn't even recognize it when he picked it up. He was so happy he even gave me a tip!"
"It took me an hour an a half to get all that hand cheese off that bass bow. The owner didn't even recognize it when he picked it up. He was so happy he even gave me a tip!"
by DellJayZoo July 23, 2019
by onbusmis February 22, 2009
by theblacksheep February 22, 2009
1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath March 16, 2006
A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.
" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."
"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."
"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."
by East Bridge March 30, 2009
The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.
by R3J3CT & UG April 11, 2009
To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.
by Alex Proctor September 27, 2006