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When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.
"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."
by msand419 October 20, 2012
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