Top Definition
An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.
1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
#white tiny penis #micro penis #speanburg #baby dick #fetus penis
by Raisou September 02, 2009
a very small penis, about the size of a hamster
ryan knuth has a hamster dick
by brendan February 07, 2005
Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1
"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"
#hamster #dick #table #thangifer #burrito #el pelon
by Noname85 May 29, 2012
Someone who has very small penis.
Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.
#hamster #dick #leno #conan #latenight #tv
by OldManD January 20, 2010
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