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Hamophobic: (Noun) An irrational fear of pig and pork products.

A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.
Guy 1: Hey do you want some bacon?

Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?

Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.
by Kingdom-Hearts-Nintendo March 28, 2010