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A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.
Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.
by Ditchling Dan March 01, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!
by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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He tried many quack remedies to compensate for his Hamnett
by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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