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1. Hammertime
"Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.
It's muthafuckin Hammertime!
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2. Hammertime
A "phenomenom" that MC Hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.
by anonymous Jun 10, 2003 share this add a video
3. hammertime
The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.
M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!
Halle Berry: Have my babies.
M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.
4. Hammertime
'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
5. hammertime
time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer
The sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over
6. Hammertime
To get extremely intoxicated.
Jeff: "Are we getting shitty tonight?"

Carl: "Oh yeah! It's Hammertime!"
7. Hammertime
Hammer.. Time
Cant touch this!
by anonymous Jun 27, 2003 share this add a video