by VOR_REP3 March 2, 2007
I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais
by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020
1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).
2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.
2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.
1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!
2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!
2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.
by Judge Folsom December 8, 2010
'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!
by Gimme a tic-tac bitch! July 12, 2009