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An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.
Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.
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Word used for being wankered/wrecked, referring to the MC Hammer song 'Can't touch this'.

e.g : Oh my god I was hammertimed last night

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let's get hammertimed.
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to get absoultley rinsed
im going to get soo hammertimed this weekend.
by kanyevil May 10, 2007
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