The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, PLEASE go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my Job.
by metalforhim777 September 22, 2011
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Another word for cock, dick, or penis.
1. I pack a huge hammer.
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!
by Diggs the Mountie November 24, 2006
a mutherfuckin gun

used mainly in the south
Gucci Mane: East Atlanta cockin hammers,

bandannas on car antennas

no, we do not talk to strangers

just cut off these niggas fingaz
by bubbakush123 May 05, 2010
Any refrence to a gun
Homeboi just copped dem new hammers

i clap da hammers
by raymond April 17, 2004
Gun, 9mm (used in New York City)
Yo son got da hammer today
by The Infiltrator May 04, 2010
"Throwing down hammers" is when you land wicked tricks.
bob:who were you skating with?
tim:rob, man he was throwing down some hammers on the handrail.
by frone December 23, 2005
Simply put, an attractive girl can be referred to as a hammer. If the aforementioned female is unbelieveably attractive, she can be called a jackhammer or sledgehammer, accordingly. A place where several hammers coexist can be refered to as Hammer City, or Hammerville, USA.
Your sister is a hammer, but your mom is a sledgehammer (usually said with a pelvic thrusting motion).

You gotta go with us to that bar next week, it's Hammer City over there.

I've never seen her before but she must hail from Hammerville, USA.
by Prewbaca October 13, 2007
A tool generally used in construction.
Joe: Hey Bill, let me use that there hammer over there

Bill: ok. here you go
by thomas546452 February 17, 2009

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