by wakalakalover45 April 07, 2005
A nasty looking skank who used to be a dude. "She" has been so pumped full of Botox and silicon, "she" looks like a Christmas fucking ham with lots of makeup. There's always some poor ole dik who thinks "she" is sexy while his friends question his sanity.
The hell is wrong with Danny? He won't shut up about that damn hamm. Does he even know "she" used to have a dick?
by dgplunk March 09, 2017
by ClassyBitch2016 June 27, 2016
A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.
by B. Stoner November 16, 2007