Hamilton is a town in South Lanarkshire, in the west side of central Scotland. Its the fifth largest town in Scotland after Paisley, East Kilbride, Livingston and Cumbernauld and is 12 miles south-east of Glasgow and has a population of 49451 people.

It is also.....a dumping ground for alcoholics, junkies and idiots. Fights and poverty are all about the culture of our beloved Hamilton. Hotspots include Whitehill, Fairhill and Hillhouse were if into drugs and knifes then you should definatly take a wander.

The resident neds bring life to this tranquil place (a translator will be required to converse with these young gentlemen and ladies). Best place to mix with the people in Hamilton is at the renowned nightclub, the Hamilton Palace. Feast your eyes on such delights of barely clothed woman and techno lovin' lads...."Cattle market" I hear you say? Why, yes! And thats why we love it so.

So please come visit....

"Steel City", "Hammy Town"
A city with a population of 500,000 in Southern Ontario.

Home of the first Tim Hortons and the Niagra Escarpment.

A city you would never have reason to visit, unless you are from Brant, Haldimand or Norfolk County. In that case you visit Hamilton to shop, go to college/university or party.

a U.S. $10 note, featuring a portrait of Alexander Hamilton the first Secretary of the United States Treasury.

Hamilton, New Zealand.
The Tron.
City of the Future.
Hams.
Hammy.
H Town.

Birth place of Dick Quax.

Referred to as "the fountain City" based on the strength of its four fountains.

Hamilton is a small city located in the center of New Zealands north island, in a region known as the Waikato, or the Mighty Waikato by the locals.

Home of the Hamilton 400 V8 supercar street race.

Untill recently hamilton held the recored of Chlamydia capital of New Zealand, beaten to this honoray title in 2011 by Tauranga. nice work Tauranga.

Famous for its late night cavalcade of modified fast four and rotarys, on display for both your viewing, and audio pleasure.

Home of such famous Bars as "the outback inn", "bar 101" and "Hush hush" where many student loans are squondered, and teenage pregnancy statistics are created.

A kick-ass city in Southern Ontario that the majority of ignorant assholes like to call "stink-town" or some other lackluster and/or poorly faceted nickname. Although being the capital for major steel production (hence another nickname known as steel town), the air is clean, the trees are green, and the girls on our university and college campuses are hella fine. Hamilton is also home of one of the country's most reputable post-secondary institutions: McMaster University.

Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.

Someone who wins by sheer luck, usually due to the misfortune of others.

By fair means or foul.

A town in South Lanarkshire, A really great town infact, the people are nice and friendly, there are small rates of violence and the neighbourhoods are very nice and extremely clean, places to live in Hamilton include Eddlewood, Fairhill, Whitehill, Silvertonhill, Burnbank, Toreheads Farm, The Gleeb, Woodhead and Fernegair, the majority of people that are living in these schemes and suburbs are friendly and nice, there are also loads of things to do in Hamilton including, but not limited to, the vue cinema, Strathclyde Park, Chatelherault Country Park, A Shopping Centre and loads of places to hang out.
I'd appreciate if you were ever in South Lanarkshire to come visit, Its a real lovely place!