Home of the Chiefs rugby team, and the University of Waikato. It is the only major New Zealand city without a beach.
Also known as H-Town.
A city with a population of 500,000 in Southern Ontario.
Home of the first Tim Hortons and the Niagra Escarpment.
A city you would never have reason to visit, unless you are from Brant, Haldimand or Norfolk County. In that case you visit Hamilton to shop, go to college/university or party.
"I'm a steel worker from Steel City"
"Does he live up or down The Mountain?"
Girl acted lke she never seen a ten befo'.
It's all about the Hamiltons, baby!
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buyin' when we're handlin'
You can call us Aaron Burr. From the way we droppin' Hamiltons.
City of the Future.
Birth place of Dick Quax.
Referred to as "the fountain City" based on the strength of its four fountains.
Hamilton is a small city located in the center of New Zealands north island, in a region known as the Waikato, or the Mighty Waikato by the locals.
Home of the Hamilton 400 V8 supercar street race.
Untill recently hamilton held the recored of Chlamydia capital of New Zealand, beaten to this honoray title in 2011 by Tauranga. nice work Tauranga.
Famous for its late night cavalcade of modified fast four and rotarys, on display for both your viewing, and audio pleasure.
Home of such famous Bars as "the outback inn", "bar 101" and "Hush hush" where many student loans are squondered, and teenage pregnancy statistics are created.
Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.
It is also.....a dumping ground for alcoholics, junkies and idiots. Fights and poverty are all about the culture of our beloved Hamilton. Hotspots include Whitehill, Fairhill and Hillhouse were if into drugs and knifes then you should definatly take a wander.
The resident neds bring life to this tranquil place (a translator will be required to converse with these young gentlemen and ladies). Best place to mix with the people in Hamilton is at the renowned nightclub, the Hamilton Palace. Feast your eyes on such delights of barely clothed woman and techno lovin' lads...."Cattle market" I hear you say? Why, yes! And thats why we love it so.
So please come visit....