A "human" that looks like they are smuggling dozens of hams under their clothes. They are generally poor, but thoroughly enjoy cheap Gin and Tonics at the local dive bar (but they don't tip). Their favorite food is Pork Rinds, and that stuff that looks like ham grease on their clothes is usually a weird mixture of gin, sweat, actual ham grease, saliva (not necessarily theirs), and occasionally urine. Although occasionally confused with the bull dyke
, hambeasts aren't always lesbians.
-Holy shit! Why's that grizzly bear wearing a skirt? I didn't know bears wore clothes.
-Oh, that's no grizzly bear. It's just a hambeast. The confusion is understandable, however.