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1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day. 3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates. 1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July) 3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!" |
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