A huge big player who wears pink shirts and preys on little boys. He is commonly found whippin' a mustang also called "the stang banger". He enjoys listening to shitty music and in general smells bad. You can always tell a Ham-Nasty by his tight shirts and jeans, as well as his legendary bowl cut hair.
Signs of a Ham-Nasty:Hair flicking, bad smells, non-stop story telling, overall bad assness, and last but surley not least, Gay comments such as "Suck my Pussy!"
Ham-Nasty:"You better get to bed before I lick your asshole"
Roommate:"Ohh shit i guess i better get to bed"
by Chief Fun Boy April 6, 2009
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