An unending thirst caused by eating to much salty goodness. There seems to be no real cure besides eating lots of juicy grapes. And grapes work very well to help.
My ham tongue is SOOO bad. Do you have any grapes?
by Julibear17 December 15, 2013
An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.
"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."
by Gwar November 25, 2013