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36.
HAM
Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way
You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.
by SJW666 October 07, 2011
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37.
HAM
an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
by TheAlmightyBasedLord September 28, 2011
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38.
Ham
Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!
by conceppie August 14, 2011
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39.
HAM
HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).
Check out that HAM over there. Damn.
by PrincessXena May 10, 2011
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40.
Ham
When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.
Duded you just got hammed.
by majiggin April 27, 2011
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41.
HAM
acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual
Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.
by kpoo April 25, 2011
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42.
Ham
A condiment used on sammiches made for guys by their bitches.
Hey bitch!, make me a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread. Use Hellmanns Mayonaise AND I DON'T WANT CRUST!
by dikkid October 17, 2011
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