Top Definition
Clumsy.

That is all.
I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?
by Stalkerro March 27, 2016
Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.
After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.
by Yimmycat January 31, 2012
The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.
Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.
by Gaspor Porcine January 07, 2012
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