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(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.
"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"
by Coastie Lovin' March 02, 2009

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