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1.
The brown crust of feces and lube formed around the anus the morning after a rough night of butt sex.
Be sure to wash the HaloAngel away from your brown winker in the morning, I DON'T want it on my sheets!
by BoBoDoughBo May 18, 2010
 
2.
A gigantic penis weighting at least 10 pounds, very very veiny like a bodybuilders forearm. used to breed livestock by placing a turkey baster in the urethra filled with cow sperm, its HUGE!! usually covered in fecal matter...
our shortage of cattle was solved due to us hiring a haloangel
by O_o-omgwhat! May 31, 2010