You hover when you jump.
Failed story line.
Bungie cant pick up the money to make another main character.
Stupid sniper rifle scope. (rectangle, wtf!)
Glide up ladders.
Homos like to play it and tea-bag each other. (fags).
It's for the shit-box.
Nic: "Nah, Fuck you, man! Go play your Shit-Box 360 and go tea-bag your faggot friends somewhere else!"
Peter: "Shut up, just shut up!! <sob><sob>. I'll tell Master Chief on you!"
Nic: "Whatever. Go rape your mom in the ass with a fucking machete for all I care, you worthless Halo loving cock sucking piece of shit!"
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.
little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.
lil billy will be missed.....
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."
person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!
I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.
PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner*
Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!"
Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement*
Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3."
Gamer2: *commits suicide*
Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke."
PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!"
Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!"